Tuesday, November 21, 2006

 

Analysis: Thanksgiving Dinner Topics

As the Spey Clan filters in and out of the Embassy Suites on their way to Wednesday and Turkey Day Feasts the usual topics of conversation will no doubt be revisted. For the Sons of the Jersey Speys, that can only mean that they will be confronted with the following questions:

Spey1 - When are you producing offspring with Wendy?
Spey2 - When are you and Lauren going to tie the knot?
Spey3 - Seriously, you still don't have a girlfriend?

Unfortuntely for Spey the Younger, Speys the Elder and Middle will come equipped with ready answers for their interrogations, those being Next Spring and December Ninth, respectively.

How will I counter attack?

We shall soon find out...

Comments:
choosing a partner should not be subject to an arbitary timetable
and asking the same question eventually stops, as Hans finally
stopped asking Tom last week, as I was informed.
So, somewhere near 55 you are off the hook in this family.
 
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