Monday, December 11, 2006

 

Info: Future Spey's Legacy?

The previous holder of the Guinness World Record for 'oldest living person' expired early this morning.

Her offspring include no less than 220 great-great-great grandchildren.

Will Future Spey prove to be so adept propagating the species? The only thing known for certain is that none of us will be around to find out.

Comments:
Lord I hope not. 225 Speys would wipe out the all-can-eat buffet concept forever. Long gone are the days where the chicken and cream corn flow like melted butter on a gigantic roll. The future of lunchtime Chinese food and combination platters are now facing extinction like the mighty mastodons of old looking wide eyed at their own mortality. My dear Milton Paradise is not lost so long as the extra-value meal and the 24 oz prime rib hold on Future Spey will know the pleasures current Speys take for granted.
 
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